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shmampies

the prettiest, most fabulous group of beautiful girls who are also hilarious and go to camp. they love having fun and twerking. they most definitely are NOT ratchet
Damn man did you see that hot group of girls?
Yeah man they were definitely the shmampies!
by Shmamp January 10, 2013
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Shwampies

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!
Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...
by Roldiny December 13, 2008
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Shmameese

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.
Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.
by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
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Shampiss

The aqueous substance that is the result water being added to a miniscule amount of shampoo remaining in the bottle to make use of that last little bit and extend the amount of time before more needs to be purchased.
Will you please pick up some Herbal Essences at the store today? I've been washing my hair with fuggin shampiss all week.
by OfficeBoi May 24, 2011
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shmoopiest

Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld
That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.
by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005
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shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.
Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''
by Live To Win July 7, 2010
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shrampies

lemme get some more of thoe shrampies.
by big shaq's not hot February 12, 2018
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