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schlobongalong 

1. Damn, my schlobongalong is so big my girlfriend cant even fit it into her vagina
2. I can't even walk around town, because my schlobongalong is so big
schlobongalong by Bob Trat April 20, 2007

SchloonBug

A Person Who Is Annoying & Tries To Act Cool & Thinks They Are Everyones Friend. This Person Is Also Oblivious To The Fact That Everyone Hates Them.
SchloonBug:Hey Man Whats Up, What You Do This Weekend?
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin Schloonbug.
SchloonBug by Z&J November 1, 2004

fat kids schoolbag 

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.
someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag
fat kids schoolbag by julian June 18, 2006

schlongage 

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
schlongage by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008

schloonbug

A person who acts as if they are cool and funny but is really a faggot at heart.
SchloonBug: Hey Why Is 6 Afraid Of 7, Because 7 Eight 9.
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin SchloonBug
schloonbug by Zack & Justen October 29, 2004

schlonebacker 

A mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and sexual ways.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
I read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been anally torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
schlonebacker by Acey December 3, 2005