schlome

A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”

ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome

guy2: hell yah brother

ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed

guy 2: 25...pussy

by Bonjourbitches February 9, 2019

Schlime

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.

"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020

Schlomo

A jew

Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels

by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021

schlove

The only term appropriate when you love someone so much that you'd give them a Sloppy Galopy and they probably wouldn't mind.
A really strong state of love. Yea dude.

I schlove you.

by shoeless_ross June 12, 2010

Schlommy

Hehe... Schlommy

Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."

by schlommy September 19, 2021

no schlomo

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.

You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.

by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009

schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.

Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.

by harlique December 15, 2009