schlom

Snow that has melted into slush and feels like vomit mixed with sand when walking through it.

Man, I hate almost springtime in insert name of Midwest state here. I had to walk through three feet of schlom to get to class today.

by anonymich March 4, 2011

Schlom

The backflow of various bodily fluids upon the conclusion of anal sex.

I lashed out on some upmarket satin sheets for the occasion only for him to schlom all over them when I pulled out.

by Gruntie Stevie June 19, 2022

Schlim Schlom

To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos

If you hadn't schlim schlomed around for two hours after school, you would be done your homework

by sludgewagon April 9, 2017

schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

Schlob

A method of smearing paint; Taytayski’s preferred technique of throwing paint around a canvas.

“Now grab some paint and schlob it on the canvas”
“My favorite part of the background is schlobbing the paint around!”

“Load that brush, and start schlobin!

by Taytayski August 21, 2020

Schlime

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.

"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020

schlochembacher

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.

schlochembacher

by youngno23 March 20, 2010