Schlommy

Hehe... Schlommy

Person 1: "Schlommy"
Person 2: "Hehe..."

by schlommy September 19, 2021

schmommy

a mom that might be a man.....

I'm totally confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 17, 2007

schmommy

a mommy that might be a man....

dude im confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 18, 2007

schlommpings

The act of taking mash potatoes and smearing it on you face and then rubbing it on some ones stomach.

I gave my bestfriend good schlommpings last week.

by Kyrick fryishka July 16, 2011

Schlummy

A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.

Check out the new neighbor, he's kinda schlummy.

by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022

Schlummy

So stupid it’s actually hilarious

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy

by cumin7892 July 2, 2023

Schlompy

A person who exudes laziness in their appearance and activity.

Look at her wearing her pajama pants and ratty tshirt in public she looks so schlompy.

by anonymous August 9, 2023