Cwanked

Past tense of cwanking (crying whilst wanking)
Chris just cwanked over Kate
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Scwexting

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking whilst texting.
Chris cannot stop scwexting over Kate. It's getting messy.
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Cwanking

I just caught Chris cwanking over Kate
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Scwanking

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking
Chris has resulted to scwanking over Kate.
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Cweating

Crying whilst wanking whilst eating
Chris is profusely cweating over Kate
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