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Shlanking

Hanging loosely, vicariously referring to cock and balls.
My boi John was totaly shlanking the other day, respect
by Small Dicky September 28, 2021
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Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust
"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"
by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024
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favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.
Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.
by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020
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Shaking Syndrome

Shaking syndrome is something that occurs after you send a risky text , or receive a text that makes you nervous. The symptoms are severe shaking and shivering that lasts for a long time.

The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.
Katie, he’s typing I acc have shaking syndrome .
by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 19, 2020
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Shaking My Yogurt

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"
by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015
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Shoulder Shaking

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020
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shaking the can

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.
-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.
by Live Texas Boatshow February 9, 2008
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