schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.

Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.

schlamazel by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

schmazel 

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

schmazel by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

schlamazecoze 

Amazingly cozy. Used to describe a particularly cozy setting or activity.

"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!

schlamazecoze by Deborah 'Debs' Watkins December 9, 2010

Schlameel 

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

Schlameel by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

shlemazel 

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.

A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.

shlemazel by Bruce February 4, 2004

schlimazel

Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser

Sometimes misspelled schlemazel

A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one on
whom it always lands.

schlimazel by mandingoe September 24, 2004