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schlamackle 

a jew
schlamackle by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
Schlackled by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

Schmickle schmackle 

You can use this word for someone very attractive and hot.
Yo look at that dude he is totally schmickle schmackle
Schmickle schmackle by piunut July 4, 2020
Schmackle (Schmacklein)(Schmackleing)(schmackled)

: A shortcut word made up to describe any physical act or movement while being under the Extreme influence of any type of Amphetamine
("Pass me the Schmackle pipe")("Bro i got some methamphetamine you wanna get Schmackled") ("Hey you tryna hit this?" "Nah bro im schmackled") ("Girl you should let me schmackle you from the back?")
The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.
I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

Schmackle by general weenis March 28, 2007

Schmackler 

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick
Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."
Schmackler by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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