schlamiel 

A person who is naturally awkward and or clumsy.

The schlamiel went to get some soup and then spilled it before he got back to his seat.

schlamiel by zornorf January 7, 2016

Schlampe 

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

Shamiel 

A loving, caring and very eccentric young man with a kindread spirit. The definition of husband material.

Shamiel issa whole snack

Shamiel by unruly_sham February 22, 2019

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Schlameel 

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

Schlameel by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

Shlemiel 

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

Shlemiel by Mata99 May 30, 2009

schlemiel 

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

schlemiel by mandingoe September 24, 2004