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schivone 

Falsing claiming "Jewish" heritage for the sole purpose of gaining political leverage in a fight against the Jewish people and Israel, the state of the Jewsih people.
This phenomenon is named after Gabriel Schivone- a self-proclaimed Jew with no Jewish heritage

Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.

A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.
schivone by Xanadu 600 October 23, 2011
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to be so high,drunk,lit,tweeked, whatever, to a point where you feel like you cant think or move
dude i was strait schiven lastnight i was so wasted.
Schiven by gristle pete January 29, 2007
Something that looks old, gross, and/or disgusting.
Can also be used to describe a situation that is "sketchy"
This sales man is schivey
I do not want to sleep in this shivey hotel room
The inside of your car is schivey
Schivey by Word Smith 88 May 11, 2021
the act of going into a complete state of vegetation and uselessness
Me and Kev were totes schived in our economics lecture today. We might have paid attention for 3 seconds total.
schive by Chris Vasileff February 8, 2010

schivo'd 

to be so drunk you are at the point of brain damage and unfumctional brain
i got so drunk i coudln't process a thought or express a thought i mean i was totallly schivo'd
schivo'd by Jessica Mueller October 20, 2005

Sochivin 

A person often asian with a really small penis often attracts black people to him.
Sochivin by therealestrruthteller September 7, 2016
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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