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the act of going into a complete state of vegetation and uselessness
Me and Kev were totes schived in our economics lecture today. We might have paid attention for 3 seconds total.
schive by Chris Vasileff February 8, 2010
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schive can be used to describe 2 different things; first it is the act of passing out and second is doing something you shouldn't be doing
Yooooo fukin cockbag Andrew smoked like 7 L's to the face then schived out.
NIck ran a red light and T-boned a cop car. What a schive.
Schive by poopiest butt May 19, 2009
Related Words
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Shiver my nibber 

When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.
Its so cold outside I'm starting to Shiver my nibber.

Shivelights 

Sharp rays of bright sunshine that pierce the canopy of a wood or forest. The word possibly owes part of its origin to shiv slang for a knife which in turn is derived from the Romany word chiv meaning a blade
Those shivelights are so bright they hurt my eyes
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Nick Schiener 

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian
Nick Schiener is a future Olympian
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Schviench 

A word used as replacement for an insult or when referring to anything in the extreme negative/positive. It can also be used as a verb in those contexts as well
1. Jerry can't come over to hang out? That is the schviench
2. I got schvienched on my way to school because this person I was trying to avoid tried talking to me
Schviench by Mini-legend October 10, 2020
verb: "to block (online, in order to push out all dissenting opinions)"

A derivation of the YouTube member Steve Shives (previously famous for his "5 Stupid Things..." series, in which he chooses a topic and makes a video elaborating on five silly or nonsensical aspects of that topic). Steve Shives is known to block seemingly anyone and everyone who argues against points he's made, and is now famous for blocking people freely and with abandon.
I tweeted some Econ. statistics on their post about the Wage Gap, and I got Shived immediately, so now I can't see anything on their page.
Shive by ChildOfHyperion June 5, 2016
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