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to be so high,drunk,lit,tweeked, whatever, to a point where you feel like you cant think or move
dude i was strait schiven lastnight i was so wasted.
Schiven by gristle pete January 29, 2007
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adjective meaning great or brilliant, used to describe a persons opinion of an event or object

created by norris
"dude did u see that mans hat"
"yeah it was shivey"
shivey by zeby January 29, 2008
the act of going into a complete state of vegetation and uselessness
Me and Kev were totes schived in our economics lecture today. We might have paid attention for 3 seconds total.
schive by Chris Vasileff February 8, 2010
To get the story
1: Momo: Do you want me to give you the shivey?
Mika: Sure
Momo: We're dating xD
Mika: Epic fail =P

2: Alice: C'mon, what's the shivey?
Kiku: She might be having twins!
Alice: No way, seriously?
Kiku: Seriously.
shivey by Shiouri October 6, 2008
Pronounced 'Shy~vee'
Means 'to come up short in count.

For example, if you paid for 12 oranges, and there were only 11 in the bag, you'd say it was a 'shivey count'

The term was coined in the drug industry, when customers would receive a bag that was inadequate, they would complain of a "shivey count"
"Dude, that last bag was pretty shivey. It was only a 6.5, when it should have been a 7!'

"If you buy from Pete, you gotta be careful, cuz he's known to give out shivey grams"
shivey by Lofe A Lofe November 25, 2011
schive can be used to describe 2 different things; first it is the act of passing out and second is doing something you shouldn't be doing
Yooooo fukin cockbag Andrew smoked like 7 L's to the face then schived out.
NIck ran a red light and T-boned a cop car. What a schive.
Schive by poopiest butt May 19, 2009
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