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Terri Schiavo'd 

Drunk to the point where you don't think you're drunk, but in actuality you are plastered as fuck and are likely to make a complete ass out of yourself. You're not quite dead yet, but keep pounding em and you'll soon join Terri Schiavo. Otherwise known as TS'd.

Term originated at Washington State University by the 2nd Floor Streit Frat.
"Dude, I totally got Terri Schiavo'd last night!"

or

"Hey, you wanna get TS'd tonight?
Terri Schiavo'd by JustSomeKracker February 9, 2009
Being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to the point that one has entered a temporary vegetative state. Characterized by a complete lack of mental activity, despite occasional autonomic responses.
Man, I'm sorry I missed your call last night. I was so schaivo'd I couldn't get up to answer the phone.
schiavo'd by The Hat April 11, 2005
becoming temporarily stricken with something resembling Parkinson's and down syndrome due to excessive consumption of alcohol.
Jonni got more schaivo'd than Dan Wednesday night and flailed about in a puddle of fecal matter, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and jagermeister.
Schaivo'd by mothafuckinbitch2 September 25, 2010
It means left to die, withering, pigeon holed (like with a career), shit-holed (kinda sounds like schiavo'd), etc...
I think I've been schiavo'd at work since the boss gives me nothing but nasty looks these days.
schiavo'd by WTI April 5, 2005

terri schiavo diet 

simply put, to stop eating, to fast
Damn, you see that girls ribs, bitch must be on a terri schiavo diet.

Terri Schaivo Diet

Not partaking of any food or water for a good eleven days or so. Media coverage and candlelight vigils optional.
Jenny, I don't know if anyone has ever told you, but you have a substantial amount of back fat...ever consider the Terri Schaivo Diet?
Terri Schaivo Diet by sconch April 12, 2005
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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