Schiven
Schiven by gristle pete January 29, 2007
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Nick Schiener by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019
Schviench
A word used as replacement for an insult or when referring to anything in the extreme negative/positive. It can also be used as a verb in those contexts as well
1. Jerry can't come over to hang out? That is the schviench
2. I got schvienched on my way to school because this person I was trying to avoid tried talking to me
2. I got schvienched on my way to school because this person I was trying to avoid tried talking to me
Schviench by Mini-legend October 10, 2020
schivone
Falsing claiming "Jewish" heritage for the sole purpose of gaining political leverage in a fight against the Jewish people and Israel, the state of the Jewsih people.
This phenomenon is named after Gabriel Schivone- a self-proclaimed Jew with no Jewish heritage
Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.
A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.
Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.
A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.
schivone by Xanadu 600 October 23, 2011
Scheveningen
Scheveningen is a city in The Netherlands.
The Dutch try to get American tourists to say it for their own pleasure and laughs. They can't. You have to have the "schhuuchhh" in your throat (like a bug is in there). Don't try because you'll practice for a long time and get nowhere. I tried.
The Dutch try to get American tourists to say it for their own pleasure and laughs. They can't. You have to have the "schhuuchhh" in your throat (like a bug is in there). Don't try because you'll practice for a long time and get nowhere. I tried.
Dutch Boy: Say "Scheveningen"
American Girl: Shev-en-innngeeen? Shabahahabla?
Dutch Boy: Hahaha
American Girl: What did I say?
Dutch Boy: Scheveningen; it's a city. American's and German's can't say it.
American Girl: Shev-en-innngeeen? Shabahahabla?
Dutch Boy: Hahaha
American Girl: What did I say?
Dutch Boy: Scheveningen; it's a city. American's and German's can't say it.
Scheveningen by leighja May 27, 2009
Shiven
The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s very sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He can take your breath away and leaves you speechless and also can make your head spin, skip a heartbeat. And he also has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will . And also has the greatest respect to the opposite sex but annoy them because its a hint that they are loved by the most amzaing guy.Bottom line Shiven is so AWESOME, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
Shiven by andrew2343 February 23, 2021
Schienschang
is a surname and variation of Tschientschan, which loosely translated means, "Man with balls of steel that kills bear with teeth.'
Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.
Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.
"Damn, he just Schienschanged outta that ticket by explaining to the cop that the hill jumped out at him, dumb motherf**ker..."
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"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."
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"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."
Schienschang by mtnscout February 18, 2010
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