scalf

Some dink on NZ TV's spelling of scarf

Drew Neemia: "Dude, check out my new scalf."

Me: "It's a scarf, You dink."

by Outrageous Foreskin October 31, 2007

Scalfing

Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.

Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.

by weeboy7 January 25, 2018

Scalfing

Standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg.

Watching a basketball game while Scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.

by Basketstheclown June 15, 2017

Matt Scalf

Person who needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.

Dang, that Matt Scalf needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.

by MakeMeASandwich! February 10, 2010

Scalf Rock

A genre of rock that is charecterised by one or more of the members in the band wearing a scalf. The musical characteristics of this genre include harder rocking tunes in the bands earlier stages which then evolve to softer melodic ballads that entail homoerotic atmosphere and cliche' lyrics. The band tries to disguise this change in sound as musical 'maturity' when really, it is just gay.

Guy 1: Hey man you check out that Hinder concert last week?

Guy 2: Na man im really bummed cos they are my favourite scalf rock bands

Guy 1: Thats cool, i got two tickets to the fray this weekend you down?

by Spillaz July 30, 2010

Scalf

Sexy, cute, asian, lady, friend.

Is your scalf coming tonight?

by Happyhotai June 27, 2020