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Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.
Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.
by weeboy7 January 24, 2018
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Standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg.
Watching a basketball game while Scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.
by Basketstheclown June 14, 2017
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