Scalfing

Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.

Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.

by weeboy7 January 24, 2018

Scalfing

Standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg.

Watching a basketball game while Scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.

by Basketstheclown June 14, 2017

Scalfing

Mostly used as a verb. Scraping coca*ne or any powder form dr*g so hard your tearing up whatever is underneath because you want every last pebble.

Other spellings could be Scalfin'

Could also be used as a noun to describe someone who just looks shady, like they may do drugs, like he may have an STD, and doesn't comply with consent.

Ex 1 : Dude was scalfin that plate so hard with his debit card he broke the plate!

SCALFING- SCRAPPING THE PLATE WITH HIS DEBIT CARD THAT IT ALMOST BROKE.

Ex 2: Jen said that guy from he club last night was scalfin so she gave him a fake number and watched her drink all night!

SCALFIN- A SCARY DUDE WHO LOOKED SHADY AND MAY WANT TO DATE R*PE HER!

by Sillywilly88 October 6, 2025

scalping

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)

Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")

by anna_k March 22, 2005

scarfing

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.

Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!

by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

1-10 Scaling

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess

Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off

by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016

Scalking

Used While Playing A Game On The Same Screen.

(ex.Halo,Call of Duty, ect.)


Screen+Looking= Scalking

Playing Halo, Right Next To Each Other

Nerd 1-BOOM HEAD SHOT

Nerd 2-WTF? Your Scalking!

Nerd 1-Na-Uh!

Nerd 2-Im Gonna Scalk You Now!

EpicFail Cycle!

by enVy VNCE March 24, 2009