adj. commonly describes a person, place, or thing, as ominous, mysterious, unsure, and sarcastic, not to be mistaken for SCLAfani, which is salty, depressing, and dull.
That guy is definitely scalfani!
Damn it! What do I do? I'm so scalfani!
I just ran into a scalfani of a gal...i still don't know why i'm so attracted.
Damn it! What do I do? I'm so scalfani!
I just ran into a scalfani of a gal...i still don't know why i'm so attracted.
by grecco May 23, 2009
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I just came from the beach. There are a whole bunch of Sclafanis there. I want to bury my face in their manly chest.
by FreakyDeakyVehicle July 19, 2019
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