scalfart

When a italian-american expels gas in such a way that it lets of a aroma of pepperoni and meatballs. Almost as if you get a taste of Tuscany, if Tuscany were made of shit bricks.

Bubba - "What's that smell!?"

Craig - "Sorry dude, I scalfarted"

by 15894 November 7, 2010

sealfart

Queef, vaginal fart. Wind gently sifting through the vaginal curtains.

Your mom let out a huge sealfart and the whole car smelled like rotten fish. Yes, this excited the dog.

by Joey the guru of love February 12, 2007