scalfart
When a italian-american expels gas in such a way that it lets of a aroma of pepperoni and meatballs. Almost as if you get a taste of Tuscany, if Tuscany were made of shit bricks.
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sealfart
Your mom let out a huge sealfart and the whole car smelled like rotten fish. Yes, this excited the dog.
sealfart by Joey the guru of love February 12, 2007