saxson 

A sharp knife

He threatened me with a saxson

saxson by Thekopsd March 12, 2018

Saison Marguerite 

A character from the webseries, "The Most Popular Girls in School." She is a student from Overland Park High School with a French accent who claims to be from France, when in fact, she's a fucking bitch from Montreal. She often says, "how do you say", before saying words she clearly knows how to fucking say.

"Saison Marguerite, why do you say 'how do you say' before words you clearly know how to say?!"

Saison Marguerite by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch March 18, 2013

samsong

SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.

Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!

samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017

sadie saxton

The "nasty bitch" on awkward. She's actually freakin hysterical, especially when she makes fun of Jenna. Her punch line is "You're welcome", which she usually says after insulting someone. Also known for flipping almost every single person on the show off. Can't keep a steady boyfriend to save her life, but does have one friend, only because she's incredibly stupid and will do whatever Sadie tells her to.

Sadie: "Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome."
Jenna: (looks down awkwardly but also shamefully because she knows it's true)

Sadie: "Get used to it. Sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome."
Jenna: (looks down awkwardly but also shamefully because she knows it's true

Guy: Wow, that Sadie Saxton is a bitch, but I love her at the same time!

sadie saxton by ARTPOPGaGa February 7, 2015

Saxon = joke account 

A popular phrase used on Gamefaqs.com message boards whenever the well known joke account Saxon posts anything.

Saxon: "I predict that Randy Orton Ric Flair and Batista will turn on HHH tonight on Raw then the corpse of Katie Vick will return to lead Evolution!"

Next poster: "Saxon = joke account"

Saxon = joke account by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003