satelites 

term for an extremely fat womans kids

yikes fat Mary has 5 satelites

howd that fat bitch get all those satelites did some one actually fuck her

satelites by snowowl February 14, 2006

satellite jeon 

A habit for Jungkook to be with Jimin and he subconsiously follows Jimin wherever he going.
It already became a part of his daily routine to be near Jimin

It used to be Jimin that followed Jungkook around but now it's the opposite (Satellite Jeon)

satellite jeon by Flossie-min May 7, 2018

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182

Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.

Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017

Satellite ears 

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...

(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo

Satellite ears by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009

Satellite Friend

The friend that is never really part of the "fam" group of friends. They're never on the inside of any circles and only make their revolutions around the outside of close cliques, even though they're friends with all of them.

"Why weren't you there on Saturday, everyone else was"
"Uh because everyone forgot about me and didn't miss me because I'm just a Satellite Friend"

Satellite Friend by Mortal Beauty January 18, 2016

Stylites 

1)Stylites (from Greek stylos, "pillar") or Pillar-Saints are a type of Christian ascetic who in the early days of the Byzantine Empire stood on pillars preaching, fasting and praying. They believed that the mortification of their bodies would help ensure the salvation of their souls.

2)A person(s) who is thought to be considered by several, other than self..to be an authority on a wide variety of this and that. Looked to as an example...very conscientious...watched & studied more than the average par-tay. Known for raising and setting the bar.

1)The first stylite was probably Simeon Stylites the Elder who climbed on a pillar in Syria in 423 and remained there until his death 37 years later.

There were many others who were not so famous and even women Stylites were known. One or two isolated attempts seem to have been made to introduce this form of asceticism into the West but it met with little favour.

2) Writers, music artists, dancers, canvas artists, designers, photographers, producers, screen writers, evangelists, preachers, teachers..etc..any person or persons that promotes intellect, creativity, and a positive quality of life towards the world and others around them.

Stylites by wildchildrose1967 February 4, 2010

satellite dog 

A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.

The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.

satellite dog by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009