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Name of a guy that makes you happy with a simple "Hi" text.
He's the definiton of talented even if he might deny it, because let's face it: not evryone can sing, dance, act and write.
Simeon will never fail to put a smile on your face, especially on mine. He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too.
"Dude... check out that guy over there!"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"
by genetically December 24, 2017
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Simeon is a quiet guy but is still really fun to be around. He always knows what to say when you're upset and is one of the best people that you will ever know
Simeon is really nice. I think I might like him
by Lovely_1 May 30, 2016
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Pretty cool dude, btec Michael from Love island 🌴

Not a grey ting!

Overall nice guy πŸ’™
Who’s Michael? I’ve only heard of Simeon 🀣
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(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as upper-body Strength,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Malagan".
"Gee, That was so Simeon", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the roman army using nothing but his thumb.
by Simala February 06, 2009
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A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.
Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....
by SimeonApe January 14, 2011
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A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
by nikynokynonoi December 13, 2011
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