9 definitions by snowowl

batch towell

the material used to clean jism up after the act masterbation is complete

Joe hasnt washed his batch towell in weeks

by snowowl February 14, 2006

satelites

term for an extremely fat womans kids

yikes fat Mary has 5 satelites

howd that fat bitch get all those satelites did some one actually fuck her

by snowowl February 14, 2006

tampoon

vampires have used ones for tea

vladamier fetched a used tampoon to make some tea for his guests

by snowowl February 14, 2006

baby butt crack

pants too small or too low on a child

little john has baby butt crack

by snowowl February 14, 2006

hand puppet

someone that does the talking for a boss

eddie vetter of brothers electric was gary nolans hand puppet

by snowowl February 14, 2006

Fodder

corn meal for livestock

tho fodder is stored in the silo

by snowowl February 14, 2006

purple herbie

to squeeze the cock till the head turns purple

joan grabbed john so hard she gave him a purple herbie

by snowowl February 14, 2006