sassifier

A man who satisfies the Ladies.

The ladies were horn, so I had to be the sassifier.

by THE SASSIFIER April 5, 2016

sissified

made sissy, made weak or feminine. Not masculine or strong.

Did you see the latest Viper? It's all sissified.

Wow, look at Joe's clothes.. his mom sissified him.

by anon December 3, 2003

Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

sassified

a word best used to describe the feeling following magnificent sexual gradification.

Used in the popular bar song "Strokin'"

Joan- "I saw you leave with John last night. So what happened?"

Sue- "Girl, I was completely sassified!"

by lkjas;fj November 8, 2006

sassification

the process that leads up to being sassy

"in getting ready for a hot date, Jessica started her sassification process"

by Princess/Pirate Jessica August 1, 2008

Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"

Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.

by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011

snassified

the art of being a snassy. a greedy, low-life snasshole

1. a snassified person is one who takes advantage of a tassy by being a big man on campus POA.

2. someone who sells pizza sauce, and acts like a tasshole.

by tassy, jr. December 12, 2012