sandtown

verb. intransitive. to fail miserably at one's stated profession or endeavor in a public setting.

noun. a most embarrassing and public act of self-humiliation.

general expletive.

"Despite the ongoing loyalty of their fans, the Chicago Cubs are poised to sandtown again in the coming season."

"The reporters awaited the imminent sandtown as President Bush approached the podium to speak."

"I'm going to sandtown all over your sandtowning face!"

by BeeroHero November 25, 2009

Sandtown

It is a fictional town made out of sand. Be careful of this town, because it can shoot Sans power very viciously if it doesn't like you.

Rick: Ha, Morty we're going to Sandtown.

by Codysaur2004 January 10, 2019

sandtown slouch

A person who resides in Sandusky, Ohio, but doesn't work or contribute anything positive. Takes total advantage of everything the public assistance system has to offer such as free housing, food, child care & health insurance. Usually has one or more vices, smoking, drinking, using/selling drugs, gambling, pimping/prostitution, dog fighting or running scams. Most of the time, drives nice cars. Let's others raise their kids. Thinks the world owes them everything!

Billy: How does Sammy drive such nice cars? I haven't ever seen him work a day in his life. Who takes care of his kids?
Alphonso: He's got the system down packed. He is a Sandtown Slouch.

by Pioneer 1 June 1, 2016

Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"

James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)

by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021

sadtown

A very sad state of being. So sad that it manifests itself as a physical location.

1: "My cat died yesterday."
2. "Oh man, sadtown."

by Taylorhousen May 11, 2008

Sandton

Quite possibly the capital Area of the world. No, really. Think about it:

All continents were once Africa, which makes it the geological capital of the Earth.
South Africa is the closest to 1st world in Africa, making it the capital country of Africa.
Gauteng is the capital province of Africa.
Johannesburg is the capital of Gauteng.
Northern Johannesburg is the capital area of Jo'burg.
Sandton is the Capital area of Northern Johannesburg.

I, thus conclude, that Sandton is the capital of the world. And there r hot chix an nice houses too!!

I want to go to Sandton cuz of all the hot babes!
Sandton rox dude!
I'm a gay poorboy and I hate Sandton.
I'm normal / cool, so I'm on my way to Sandton!!!

by Sandton-Boy January 12, 2006

Sendtown

Sendtown was established and founded by Rhian and Olivia on July 22, 2019 after a 5.11d and 5.12b were shipped to this elusive location. "After numerous rounds of negotiation with the routes, they were ultimately persuaded to accept one-way all-expenses paid trips to the location now known as Sendtown." said the founders, "It is our hope that this will be a place where difficult, yet pleasing routes can live out their remaining years or frustrating and cruel routes can be exiled to die".

This awful route? I'm putting it in the cargo hold to Sendtown

I'm going to miss this climb once it's out to pasture in Sendtown.

by CaptainGG July 23, 2019