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Quite possibly the capital Area of the world. No, really. Think about it:

All continents were once Africa, which makes it the geological capital of the Earth.
South Africa is the closest to 1st world in Africa, making it the capital country of Africa.
Gauteng is the capital province of Africa.
Johannesburg is the capital of Gauteng.
Northern Johannesburg is the capital area of Jo'burg.
Sandton is the Capital area of Northern Johannesburg.

I, thus conclude, that Sandton is the capital of the world. And there r hot chix an nice houses too!!
I want to go to Sandton cuz of all the hot babes!
Sandton rox dude!
I'm a gay poorboy and I hate Sandton.
I'm normal / cool, so I'm on my way to Sandton!!!
Sandton by Sandton-Boy January 12, 2006
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Sandton Kids 

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)
Sandton Kids by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021

Sandton Kids 

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)
Sandton Kids by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021

Sandton boy 

High school boys that go to Sandton to fight other gents over small things and are too scared to show their faces in pictures.

Usually think their music taste is goated when all they listen to is Playboi Carti and Yeat.

Always caught wearing oversized graphic tee's, baggy pants, caps, pearl necklaces and any typa jordan/airforce sneaker.

They aint shit either imo 🤷🏿 ♀️
just dont be a sandton boy 💯
Sandton boy by tiktok is cancer December 19, 2021

sandtina 

There is no one in the world like Sandtina. Irreplaceble
sandtina by Precious in His sight December 19, 2016
Manipuri word meaning Youngest Gold; where "Sana" means gold and "Ton" means youngest. It is usually given to the youngest son of the family when he is the most handsome and awesome one so far and is expected to bring fame, wealth and glory to the family like never before. A child given this name will soar high in the future and his fate will cross many auspicious events of the millennia he is born in.
Oh look at this man, he is ultra handsome and awesome, i wonder if his name is Sanaton
Sanaton by Kangleipak ki hero May 25, 2020

Santonio 

The most awesomest person ever that comes up clutch when the pressure's on.
Person 1:Hey, look at that kid! He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a regular santonio!!
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