sammies 

Womens breast that have extremely long gross nipples.

Rob: I had Ms. Warren over last night.
Vik: Did you see her boobs this time?
Rob: Yeah she had some sammies!
Vik: Ew gross.

sammies by Phixxy January 25, 2011

sammies 

The activity of using the highly stimulating drug known as Emsam while running an exchange. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, easily increasing the leverage you use while gambling away $10b.

I only made $1m this morning. Where are my sammies?

sammies by anonymous November 14, 2022

Sammies Award 

The SAMMIES (Sacramento Area Music Awards) are designed to recognize emerging and popular Sacramento area bands and solo performers, and to illuminate the region's vibrant music scene.
The SAMMIES Awards Ceremony take place in July each year, include a festival, awards & live performances from some of Sacramento's best local musicians.

A Sammie is the Sacramento Area Music Award.

"Who won the Sammies Award for 2009?"

"I'm not sure if I remember all of em but I think the Readers’ Choice Winners were:

Outstanding Emcee
Random Abiladeze

Outstanding Hip-hop Producer
Jaesynth

Outstanding Hip-hop/Rap
Righteous Movement

Outstanding Turntablist
DJ Epik

Outstanding Singer-Songwriter
Be Brave Bold Robot

Outstanding Country/Americana/Folk
Light Rail

Outstanding Jazz/Blues/Latin
Ross Hammond

Outstanding Electronica
Tha Fruitbat

Outstanding Experimental
Mom

Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Man Automatic

Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Prieta

Outstanding Punk/Hardcore
Final Summation

Outstanding Indie
The New Humans

Outstanding Pop
Agent Ribbons

Outstanding Rock
MC Rut

Outstanding Release/Album
MC Rut

Outstanding Reggae/Ska/Funk/Jam
Arden Park Roots

Outstanding Sacramento Band
MC Rut

Outstanding Teen Band
Red Wire Army"

"For somebody who ain't sure, you gotta friggin photographic memory"

"Yeah & I remember what your Mom's fupa looks like too!"

Sammies Award by The Skurge August 20, 2009

Slamming Sammies 

When you absolutely go gorilla ape-shit mode on your gals busted spam can of a pussy.

Friend 1: Damn my penis is sore

Friend 2: No shit, I heard you Slamming Sammies with yo gal all night.

Slamming Sammies by Dr. Biggie Nut July 19, 2022

OF clam sammies 

The preferred meal to eat while roller-skating in New England. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times".

"Hey yah, let's bang a u-ey back to the Rolla rink with some OF clam sammies"

OF clam sammies by clam_chowda January 25, 2022

sammie 

Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.

"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"

sammie by grouchy February 2, 2008

sammie 

sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her

“wtf is sammie doing”

sammie by jackson sum January 7, 2021