samerism 

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

samerism by Brett L October 22, 2006

Sameerism 

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

Sameerism by JonnyJay September 25, 2006

Sagerism 

When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...

"You ball harder than anyone i know... it's like you've got Sagerism running through your veins..."

Sagerism by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010

Sameerism 

An extreme exaggeration.

Hugh: "Hey Jeff, how was last night?"
Jeff: "Ahh man, it was amazing. I met the most incredible girl. Honestly she's the girl of my dreams."
Hugh (shaking his head): "Such a sameerism"

Sameerism by Coffee Kevin January 4, 2017

Samarism 

When you show any attributes like Samar. This mainly includes her ability to not text properly.

A: Bro this is hilauros
B: Bro do you have Samarism?

Samarism by Junnhoe August 25, 2023

sumerism 

Sumerism is idea of elite using a good story to fleece others. It started with Sumer cradle of civilization. Using a good story about religion,hero etc. to unite,control, and fleece others as a system of empire. It is structure of organizations such as religion, empire, sports, etc.
Powerful brainwashing stories that create team spirit and nationalism.

Greedy elite try to have more then their fair share by brainwashing or making loophole in law or have people want to spend more on unnecessary things or expensive luxury thing.
Example, priest lives in luxury while taking money from poor.
Law so unfair loophole that someone can accumulate billions in unrealized gain or tax sheltered that they pay hardly even 1% in tax.

Sumerism is root of all evil.
Evil connected elites believe in sumerism is fine and try to do everything to take money away from others.

sumerism by respect one December 11, 2013

Samurism 

A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.

During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:

“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”

A typical Samurism.

Samurism by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007