Samurism 

A metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. Typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation participants attempt to comprehend what has been said.

During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:

“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”

A typical Samurism.

Samurism by Luke D Harbinson March 3, 2007

Samarism 

When you show any attributes like Samar. This mainly includes her ability to not text properly.

A: Bro this is hilauros
B: Bro do you have Samarism?

Samarism by Junnhoe August 25, 2023

Samunism 

3rd faction political party that plans to succeed part of florida and grow coffee as their cash crop and use me who reach at least a 9 on the 10 pt scale as indentured servants (this requires an 8 pack)

welcome to samunism we are samunists that love coffee and plan to rule the world... JOIN US OR DIE

Samunism by samunist101 May 4, 2021

samerism 

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

samerism by Brett L October 22, 2006

Samarism 

When a person shows traits of samar, this mainly includes inability of proper texting or high sex drive.

A:Bro I'm hrnyc asf
B:Do you have samarism?

Samarism by Junnhoe August 27, 2023