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by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014
Get the samsong mug.Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.
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He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
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