sampon
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
sampon by Turd Furguson9652 May 23, 2007
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sampon
Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!
sampon by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007
Sampon
Sam, Samantha, or Sampon. She is one of those people that will come at the most random time, in my case in 1st grade. She might have a big forehead and be very tiny. She is the most dependable and kindhearted person. Don’t ever lose a Sampon because if you do you’ll regret it because you’ll either be sad forever, or she’ll make your life a living hell.
Sampon by Dilflover777 November 21, 2021
sampynis
(noun) a really retarded person who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly
Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.
sampynis by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 28, 2017
samsong
SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.
samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014
Dirty Sampson
A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Dirty Sampson by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017
Uncle Samsonite
Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.
Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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