salass

an elegant and french last name. he/she is probably from france

what his last name is salass he is definitely french

salass by liam salass February 11, 2018

Tuna Salass 

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them

Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."

Tuna Salass by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016

splass 

A splinter in the ass,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. A splass is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.

Me:Today i was trying to scootch over on the bleachers during gym and in the process, I GOT A SPLASS!
Them:A what?!
Me:A SPLINTER IN MY ASS!!!

splass by taywer February 19, 2015

splassback 

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.

DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"

splassback by fucwad June 13, 2004

sagassi 

An orange ass looking dude. Real sweet source of citrus if ya know what I'm saying. Also the name of a hit song

There was a real sagassi in the vending machince

sagassi by Doxey90 May 10, 2018

joey salads

a woman who frequently pisses in her own mouth, also known for being a racist, cock loving slut.

Joey Salads: Hey guys, Joey Salads here back with another offensive "social experiment", where we're going to be groping guys balls. Lets see how they react ;P

joey salads by kappaS June 16, 2016

Simon Salas 

He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.

“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”

“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”

Simon Salas by Siamang724 July 25, 2021