v. - 1. to leave someone behind; to lay your missfortune on some one else
v. - 2. to steal or damage someones property in an act to cause them enbarasment, discomfort or dispair.
They totaly vended Tony, even his gloves were soaked!
by Fishy May 05, 2003
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"Why don't you just vend your gold it'll be worth alot''
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evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)
u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!
by grisha July 16, 2003
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One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.
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