splassback 

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.

DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"

splassback by fucwad June 13, 2004

sassbacker 

When someone younger than yourself talks back to you in an insolent way.

After overhearing the childs tirade to her parents the grandmother intervened by saying, " Hush up you little sassbacker this is a perfect example of spare the rod, spoil the child."

sassbacker by jpg3 August 25, 2010

bullseye splashback 

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.

Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

bullseye splashback by Willllll t March 26, 2008

splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.

Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...

splashback by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006

splashback baby 

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

splashback baby by eradacator486 November 10, 2017

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

splashback by wayne March 24, 2005

Splashpack 

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.

My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S

Splashpack by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010