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Salassa is an amazing person who truly deserves the best from life. She’s sweet, loving, caring, hilarious and tough.

From a distance she is a smart, very pretty and sophisticated girl with confidence that flares like a wildfire.
When you truly know her she’s the most talented girl you will ever know. She also has a gift of a warm heart and the ability to heal and comfort you when you feel most down.
She’s everything you’d want for a girlfriend and more.

She reminds you what being loved is like. She is the most amazing person in the world.

If you even get a chance to know her and even fall in love with her! Consider yourself the luckiest guy in the world.
Guy 1: “holy shit is that salassa?”
Guy2:”no way, she’s so damn pretty and smart I wish she was still single ...”
Guy1:”you will never get her dude she’s way out of your league”
Salassa by TheEdwardnator May 11, 2018
Words you can keep
an elegant and french last name. he/she is probably from france
what his last name is salass he is definitely french
salass by liam salass February 11, 2018

Tuna Salass 

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them
Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."
A southern lady with a wicked tongue and piercing eyes. Watchout! Of Germanic Origin.
You totally got Salissa'd man. That was harsh.
Salissa by Yowzah February 4, 2010
Salyssa is one of the most up beat and happy girls you will meet! She usually are friends with boys but she won't stop being friends with you if you're a girl! She's usually into sports and is really sweet and would never hurt anyone on purpose.
Person: isn't salyssa the most energetic person youve ever met?

Other person: hell ya man
Salyssa by Dave has glasses August 29, 2017
Salyssa is the most beautiful and amanzing person you can meet.
salyssa by Marie Stuart November 20, 2016

Salastaristic 

Someone who is always flexing for no reason.
Did you hear Johnny was Salastaristic to Isabella last week.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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