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Salassa is an amazing person who truly deserves the best from life. She’s sweet, loving, caring, hilarious and tough.

From a distance she is a smart, very pretty and sophisticated girl with confidence that flares like a wildfire.
When you truly know her she’s the most talented girl you will ever know. She also has a gift of a warm heart and the ability to heal and comfort you when you feel most down.
She’s everything you’d want for a girlfriend and more.

She reminds you what being loved is like. She is the most amazing person in the world.

If you even get a chance to know her and even fall in love with her! Consider yourself the luckiest guy in the world.
Guy 1: “holy shit is that salassa?”
Guy2:”no way, she’s so damn pretty and smart I wish she was still single ...”
Guy1:”you will never get her dude she’s way out of your league”
Salassa by TheEdwardnator May 11, 2018
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an elegant and french last name. he/she is probably from france
what his last name is salass he is definitely french
salass by liam salass February 11, 2018

Tuna Salass 

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them
Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."
A southern lady with a wicked tongue and piercing eyes. Watchout! Of Germanic Origin.
You totally got Salissa'd man. That was harsh.
Salissa by Yowzah February 4, 2010
Salyssa is one of the most up beat and happy girls you will meet! She usually are friends with boys but she won't stop being friends with you if you're a girl! She's usually into sports and is really sweet and would never hurt anyone on purpose.
Person: isn't salyssa the most energetic person youve ever met?

Other person: hell ya man
Salyssa by Dave has glasses August 29, 2017
Salyssa is the most beautiful and amanzing person you can meet.
salyssa by Marie Stuart November 20, 2016

Salastaristic 

Someone who is always flexing for no reason.
Did you hear Johnny was Salastaristic to Isabella last week.
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