Definitions by fucwad

girlfriend 

An item one should rent and not buy.

Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.

girlfriend by fucwad August 8, 2006

pilot 

Bus driver of the air. Generally fresh from a Motel 6 sleepover with a 50-something widebody stewardess.

We had a great pilot on our UA flight 634 from Seattle. He crashed the plane a slight bit on landing, but at least he didn't interrupt our movie telling us about it.

pilot by fucwad July 6, 2005

apathy club 

1. see John Kerry's supporters
2. Boston Red Sox

1. Snap!! The apathy club gonna lose in November, Homeslice!
2. Pedro is the king of the apathy club.

apathy club by fucwad August 6, 2004

doot

A rude way of saying "shit".

Mang, you don't know doot!
That LL Kool J autograph aint worth doot, Homes!

doot by fucwad June 14, 2004

splassback 

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.

DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"

splassback by fucwad June 13, 2004

piece of chit

1. see John Kerry
2. stool sample

1.) Muffy, I do believe the Andersons shall be selling their villa in Tuscany now that Mr. and Mrs. Piece of Chit have moved next door. Oh pshaw!
2.) Homes, that lady doc is whack. She asked me for a piece of chit. WTF?

piece of chit by fucwad April 27, 2004

bust ass 

A woman whose breast cleavage looks like someone's buttocks.

Damn, wigga! Your woman's gotta bust ass. You best keep her off the beach.

bust ass by fucwad April 25, 2004