fucwad's definitions

squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

pilot

Bus driver of the air. Generally fresh from a Motel 6 sleepover with a 50-something widebody stewardess.

We had a great pilot on our UA flight 634 from Seattle. He crashed the plane a slight bit on landing, but at least he didn't interrupt our movie telling us about it.

by fucwad July 6, 2005

cheesy discharge

A female plumbing issue.

Lizzy was walking funny until her cheesy discharge fell out. It hit the floor with a thump and rolled toward the wall. Booya! The cat ate it!

by fucwad March 16, 2004

smrt

An often used acronym for "suck my right tit"; normally said in desperation, fear, anger or disdain of one's neighbor or pet.

Thanks for pissin on my Manolo Blahnik's again. smrt!

by fucwad March 15, 2004

meh

indifference. normally caused by exhaustion, disgust, depression or a recent bout with excessive masturbation.

Lois: Bill, whaddya say I put the strap-on up your ass for old times sake?
Bill: meh.

by fucwad January 3, 2004

asscrunchie

1.) See John Kerry
2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.

1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!

by fucwad March 18, 2004

well fuck me running

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

by fucwad March 17, 2004