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A splinter in the ass,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. A splass is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.
Me:Today i was trying to scootch over on the bleachers during gym and in the process, I GOT A SPLASS!
Them:A what?!
Me:A SPLINTER IN MY ASS!!!
splass by taywer February 19, 2015
Words you can keep
When you are taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes your asshole, it is a splass. Most common used is past tense: splassed
"Damn it, I just splassed myself in that public bathroom!"
Splass by Airwayangler January 4, 2012

Variety Splash 

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash
Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?
Variety Splash by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020

Samoan Splash 

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models
Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty
Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

emerald splash 

can't be deflected
Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

splash hit 

When droppin a poo log on the toilet the poo hits the toilet water and splashes water onto your buttcheeks. Causing you to wipe your buttcheeks of poo infested waters.
I went number 2 and my buttcheeks were all wet from all the splash hits I made.
splash hit by Bobalue February 7, 2013

Courtesy Splash 

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.
Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.
Courtesy Splash by stuphat December 2, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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