splass

A splinter in the ass,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. A splass is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.

Me:Today i was trying to scootch over on the bleachers during gym and in the process, I GOT A SPLASS!
Them:A what?!
Me:A SPLINTER IN MY ASS!!!

by taywer February 19, 2015

Splass

When you are taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes your asshole, it is a splass. Most common used is past tense: splassed

"Damn it, I just splassed myself in that public bathroom!"

by Airwayangler January 4, 2012

Variety Splash

A platform that has talented people from the entertainment industry and exposes them to a wider audience. @varietysplash

Person 1: I know I’m talented but need more exposure.

Person 2: Why don’t you go through variety splash?

by Kevin_Gallant April 22, 2020

Samoan Splash

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

emerald splash

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

by name that won't offend anyone August 11, 2019

splash hit

When droppin a poo log on the toilet the poo hits the toilet water and splashes water onto your buttcheeks. Causing you to wipe your buttcheeks of poo infested waters.

I went number 2 and my buttcheeks were all wet from all the splash hits I made.

by Bobalue February 7, 2013

Courtesy Splash

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.

Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.

by stuphat December 2, 2011