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sails'd by h12445 November 10, 2017

sails and service 

What a marine-supply store offers.
I always shop locally for all my boating needs; they have exceptional sails and service.
sails and service by QuacksO March 22, 2023

sails and cervix 

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.
When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!
sails and cervix by QuacksO October 8, 2023

bacon sails 

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.
In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"
bacon sails by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007

A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.
Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

Black Sails in the Sunset 

The fourth full lenght studio album by the totally awesome band AFI, or A Fire Inside. The album is the first with guitarist Jade Puget, and was realased in 1998 through Nitro Records.
Can a cd be both uplifting and depressing, because Black Sails in the Sunset so is.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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