sails fine

Shit that rides smooth. Good shit. Smooth sailing.

Sails fine, man.

by Neverendbro December 15, 2010

sails'd

getting ditched by your best friend

Bryan totally sails'd me last night!

by h12445 November 10, 2017

sails and service

What a marine-supply store offers.

I always shop locally for all my boating needs; they have exceptional sails and service.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

sails and cervix

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.

When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

bacon sails

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.

In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"

by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007

A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

by reggiemt April 20, 2017

Black Sails in the Sunset

The fourth full lenght studio album by the totally awesome band AFI, or A Fire Inside. The album is the first with guitarist Jade Puget, and was realased in 1998 through Nitro Records.

Can a cd be both uplifting and depressing, because Black Sails in the Sunset so is.

by Corrupted Squid September 17, 2010