sailsman

A dude who staffs a place of business specializing in wind-powered-boat equipment.

Da term "sailsman" could also refer to a hot-between-his-legs stud who invites cute chicks to come along for a cruise in his yacht or sloop.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

sphincter sailsman

a man who takes it in his pooper

that man was a sphincter sailsman(queer)

by john jizzle February 7, 2007

salisman

A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.

Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"

by A Palumbo September 4, 2007