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The act of masturbating cats. Pleasuring their little lipsticks or performing feline felatio..

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I caught that dirty cunt giving that cat a Sailsy...
sailsy by Lazy lexicon April 16, 2024
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The act of masturbating cats. Pleasuring their little lipsticks or performing feline felatio..

..
I caught that dirty cunt giving that cat a Sailsy...
sailsy by Lazy lexicon April 16, 2024
hopeless romantic that will take your left over man.... disgusting dirty ass female that likes sex no man will ever take seriously.
sailey sooo disgusting she probably give you cooties
sailey by pocapseu October 24, 2020
a great freind to have.. has rockin breasts, and a freind that will always be there for you. gorgeous and ussually does modeling. One of the greatest people of all times. A ONE OF A KIND
omg saily is like tottally awsome
saily by Somone awsome October 4, 2012

bacon sails 

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.
In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"
bacon sails by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007
1)a 10 year old girl with crooked teeth.
2)likes to have lesbian sex with pooja, parija and occasionally poonam.
hey parija! wanna get banged by phat cowvin?
sailey by hot ndn guy January 5, 2005

A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.
Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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