sadsticles 

When something is so sad and/or depressing that ones testicles recede back into the stomach.

I was talking to my mom last night, she had so much cancer that it made me sadsticles.

sadsticles by danteEXE November 18, 2017

Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.

It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.

Swassticles by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011

Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

Sagsticles 

Sagsticles is when you have some saggy ass balls beyond normal state. If your balls almost touch your knees while standing up straight.

sagsticles derives from the words saggy+testicles

Boxer briefs help prevent men from getting sagsticles, but then again with sagsticles it's easier to teabag a breezy

Sagsticles by bboy shyne November 14, 2011

nadsticles 

a slang term, consisting of gonads and testicles.

dude, i hit my nadsticles because they are so big!!

nadsticles by kiddypoo March 14, 2010

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

spesticles by God May 13, 2005

swesticles 

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.

I got some nasty swesticles going on today.

swesticles by wanger April 7, 2005