swagsticles

an expression like "Awesome!" or "Great!". its what you get when you combine "swag" with "testicles"

bro 1: damn bro there's a sale going on at the grocery store
bro 2: swagsticles!

by Poosay destroyer June 30, 2023

Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.

It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.

by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011

Sweasticles

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.

'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'

by disappear December 18, 2005

Swesticles

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

by housian July 22, 2007

Sagsticles

Sagsticles is when you have some saggy ass balls beyond normal state. If your balls almost touch your knees while standing up straight.

sagsticles derives from the words saggy+testicles

Boxer briefs help prevent men from getting sagsticles, but then again with sagsticles it's easier to teabag a breezy

by bboy shyne November 14, 2011

swasticle

An unhappy racist and non-influential narrow-minded male who needs a real life. And who probably has a gun. And no wife.

Jason is a wannabe Nazi, but is simply a swasticle.

by common tater July 30, 2016

swesticles

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.

I got some nasty swesticles going on today.

by wanger April 7, 2005