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Snosticles 

Icicles made from runny clear snot which forms and hangs on a mans thick mustache. Very common with men who live in cold climates, such as Western New York.
Jack told Fred to break the snosticles off his mustache before he planned on muff diving Sally, otherwise she may sustain injury and call off the night.
Snosticles by Duct tape dom September 2, 2016

Snotsicle 

When the outside temperature is so low that all bodily fluids that leave the body freeze quickly. Therefore when mucus leaks from the nasal passage and freezes it forms a stalactite from the nostrils.
When Harry and Lloyd were driving to Aspen on a skooter without the necessary protective clothing for Aspens climate, snotsicles formed around their nostrils.
Snotsicle by Landros October 19, 2010

snotsicle 

when yo snot be runnin' down yo schnizzle when it be hawkin' and it freezes into a stalagtite lookin' mofo!
i was out deer hunting last year. it was colder than a witch's titty. i fell asleep and woke up with a big ol' snotsicle hanging down from my nose, yo.
snotsicle by Dan Warhead August 14, 2003

Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

Sagsticles 

Sagsticles is when you have some saggy ass balls beyond normal state. If your balls almost touch your knees while standing up straight.

sagsticles derives from the words saggy+testicles
Boxer briefs help prevent men from getting sagsticles, but then again with sagsticles it's easier to teabag a breezy
Sagsticles by bboy shyne November 14, 2011

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses
last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.
spesticles by God May 13, 2005
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