The Absolute King of Rock and Roll . all you other punkasses can sit down and breath thru your nose.
He truly was Americas Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the hole world. You are a free american today, because of Elvis' greatness. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis.
Elvis AAron Presley- Lisa Maries dad.
He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.
He truly was Americas Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the hole world. You are a free american today, because of Elvis' greatness. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis.
Elvis AAron Presley- Lisa Maries dad.
He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.
The news reporter yelled ''Elvis , you are the King!'', and Elvis, the coolest guy in the world, said ''Naw man, Jesus is the King, im just a singer." Amen.
by rockmonk September 06, 2005

King of Rock and Roll Heaven. Greatest singer and entertainer past, present, and future. A bright shining star like a comet going through the sound waves. Still number one of all celebraties, living or dead.
by Lake Queen Mary November 21, 2006

by Casey Neal February 11, 2008

Electronic Library Voice Information System
The computer generated voice on the phone that calls people to let them know that they have items being held at a library. Used in Pierce County, Washington
The computer generated voice on the phone that calls people to let them know that they have items being held at a library. Used in Pierce County, Washington
Elvis called. You have holds.
by KPR December 28, 2005

elvis has a soft body.
by chandler foster April 19, 2009

verb
1. To impersonate Elvis Presley.
2. To visit Graceland.
3. To overdose on multiple prescibed and illegal drugs.
4. To die from an OD.
1. To impersonate Elvis Presley.
2. To visit Graceland.
3. To overdose on multiple prescibed and illegal drugs.
4. To die from an OD.
1. Tommy elvised in Reno last week at that convention last week.
2. We drove all night to elvis in Memphis.
3. Poor Cobain, he elvised himself real good.
To elvis:
I elvis, you elvis, we elvis...
2. We drove all night to elvis in Memphis.
3. Poor Cobain, he elvised himself real good.
To elvis:
I elvis, you elvis, we elvis...
by Dyersville Fan January 18, 2006

by uconnchica February 05, 2010
