sackspear 

Like shakespear but more useful as it lets out your anger far more prolifically.

Sackspear was a kurgistanian goatherd.

sackspear by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

Skankspeare 

Those surprising moments of wisdom that rarely occur during conversations with otherwise shallow and seemingly useless members of society.

A Skankspeare moment
"Actually, Nietsche saw Spinoza as a sort of precursor and didn't want to destroy religion so much as to re-examine and evaluate the basis for Christian morality. Wait a minute... that's my song. I have to get back on the pole."
"Thanks Cinnamon but before you start your next dance, can you break this twenty into singles?"

Skankspeare by Kitty'sBitch February 6, 2010

Sockspeare

Sockspeare is an amazing version of Shakespeare as intrepreted by the internationally famous and BRILLIANT young, handsome, sock monkey, director Antoine Sock.

Greg and I went and saw Sockspeare in the Park this weekend, as always that sock monkey was AMAZING.

Sockspeare by Muffy Nordstrom December 6, 2011

sackbeard 

A luscious growth of pubes extending downwards from the scrotum.

Dude, my sackbeard is so lush I have to use a hair-dryer after I shower.

sackbeard by BeardmeisterS November 22, 2011

sackseam 

Term for a young boy. Also a name for the pronounced ridge along the underside of the scrotum.

Consequently, the greenhorn was also a sackseam.

sackseam by Acehole April 21, 2018

sauspearing

the act of bringing pieces of sausage into your Honors English class in order to get extra credit

"Hey bro are you sauspearing tomorrow?"

"Definitely, I need that extra credit!"

sauspearing by IMDOINGTHISFORHOMEWORK October 25, 2012

sackseam 

The raised ridge on the underside of the scrotum. Or, someone young and/or inexperienced.

“He’s Supposed to be a carpenter, and can’t even drive a nail. What a sackseam”
Or....
“The kid is 5, of course he still has his sackseam.”

sackseam by Acehole January 21, 2018