Sockspeare

Sockspeare is an amazing version of Shakespeare as intrepreted by the internationally famous and BRILLIANT young, handsome, sock monkey, director Antoine Sock.

Greg and I went and saw Sockspeare in the Park this weekend, as always that sock monkey was AMAZING.

Sockspeare by Muffy Nordstrom December 6, 2011

wouldiwas shookspeare 

The past tense of William Shakespeare.

Person 1: hey bro did you know that wouldiwas shookspeare is the past tense of william shakespeare
Person 2 nah bro I didnt

wouldiwas shookspeare by stevenuniverseislife December 30, 2019

Sockshare 

A social program in which a sock left behind in the dryer by the previous user may be claimed as one's own until the next laundry cycle.

I found a sock in the dryer, so I declared sockshare and put it in my sock drawer.

Sockshare by Hogie Bear October 9, 2012

sackspear 

Like shakespear but more useful as it lets out your anger far more prolifically.

Sackspear was a kurgistanian goatherd.

sackspear by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

socksaresuperiorr

tate is the best mutual i have they are so cool and funny also they’re kaito’s boyfriend/girlfriend

“do you know socksaresuperiorr?” “of course i do, they’re more famous than charli damelio!”

socksaresuperiorr by socksaresuperiorr June 6, 2021