Shankspeared
Did you here about Tommy he got shankspeared in a cold dirty cell as his cellmate serenaded him beautiful poetry.
Shankspeared by Jwrules July 7, 2022
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Skankspeare
Those surprising moments of wisdom that rarely occur during conversations with otherwise shallow and seemingly useless members of society.
A Skankspeare moment
"Actually, Nietsche saw Spinoza as a sort of precursor and didn't want to destroy religion so much as to re-examine and evaluate the basis for Christian morality. Wait a minute... that's my song. I have to get back on the pole."
"Thanks Cinnamon but before you start your next dance, can you break this twenty into singles?"
"Actually, Nietsche saw Spinoza as a sort of precursor and didn't want to destroy religion so much as to re-examine and evaluate the basis for Christian morality. Wait a minute... that's my song. I have to get back on the pole."
"Thanks Cinnamon but before you start your next dance, can you break this twenty into singles?"
Skankspeare by Kitty'sBitch February 6, 2010
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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