Shankspeared 

When you are shanked in a poetic and Shakespearian fashion

Did you here about Tommy he got shankspeared in a cold dirty cell as his cellmate serenaded him beautiful poetry.

Shankspeared by Jwrules July 7, 2022

Skankspeare 

Those surprising moments of wisdom that rarely occur during conversations with otherwise shallow and seemingly useless members of society.

A Skankspeare moment
"Actually, Nietsche saw Spinoza as a sort of precursor and didn't want to destroy religion so much as to re-examine and evaluate the basis for Christian morality. Wait a minute... that's my song. I have to get back on the pole."
"Thanks Cinnamon but before you start your next dance, can you break this twenty into singles?"

Skankspeare by Kitty'sBitch February 6, 2010

shakespeared 

To be Shakespeared is to have been burned with the verbal eloquence and creativity of the late, great, William Shakespeare.

"Dude, she just Shakespeared you!"

shakespeared by InTheTardisBlue November 28, 2013

Shakespeared

Shell-shocked state of existence one experiences after taking literature lightly

I might not but sayeth, i feeleth a dram shakespeared

Shakespeared by SAPTAK.RC April 26, 2026