The most beautiful man alive who rivals
god himself. He's somehow everything good ever all at once and nobody can compare with him or even get near his level of higher intelect and sheer strength in every huge muscle in his humungous gigantomachea Egyptian god
like body. Ridge is the coolest
guy i know and that is an indisputable, objective
fact. Anyone who disagrees is a lower level thinking troglodyte with absolutely
zero redeeming qualities. In conclusion, Ridge is the best person ever created and i have never been so grateful for having something as when i
met him. He is intelligent, strong,
hot, and most importantly, cooler than the arctic breeze. I must
go meet him so he can solve all of my problems within seconds with little effort and make me a better person. Goodbye losers for you shall not compare to Ridge, the ultimate being.