a man who appears to be on hard drugs and uses marijuana in between usage lsd and acid in order to sober up, wears tight jeans and cuts right above the knee and wears big army boots, is the kind of guy who isnt concerned with age of sexual partners and will probably be convicted of statutory rape
While wearing a cape you run off a couch, land at a 45 degree angle on top of her, say Smokejuice, bang her, give her a snowman slap, and then jump out through a window.
You may also perform the ninja during the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.