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The mokst badass dragon in the entire mother fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls if you touch him.
I'll ride a Salamence tonight hope I don't get my bals ripped.
salamence by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016

salamelier 

A trained and knowledgeable salami professional, who specializes in all aspects on salami service. Though “salamelier” is a job title potentially anyone may claim, becoming a professional certified salamelier often requires some combination of experience, training, formal education, classes and examinations. A very basic education in salami may be attained over the course of months at a cost of hundreds of dollars; however, advanced professional certification requires years of study, practice and experience costing thousands of dollars.
Kylie works the salami like a pro; instead of going to college she is using her student loans to become a salamelier.
salamelier by Gmore918 May 20, 2018
The most badass dragon in the intire fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls in half if you touch him.
I will ride a Salamence tonight. I hope my balls wont be ripped.
salamence by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016

Madonna salamella 

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madonna salamella 

A creative insult to Jesus' mother in italian.
"Ma Madonna salamella, mi vuoi prestare 'sta cazzo di penna o no?"
"Madonna salamella, are you giving me this fucking pen or not?"
madonna salamella by ErMejo0000 November 6, 2018

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.
Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!
salamified by Son of Dick February 3, 2009